S33R OF SW4G

1M GO1NG TO GO G4RD3N SOM3 MOR3
_{Posted at 6:34pm on May 30th - 1 NOTES}

_{NOW TH4T 1TS NOT STUP1DLY HOT OUT
B3 B4CK L4T3R}

_{Posted at 6:33pm on May 30th - 0 NOTES}^{^#whiten01z}

_{whiten01z replied to your post: TORI-KE CYBORG-SAN, THE DUDE WITH THE HUGE HORNS, AND EITHER BRIDHE OR THAT REALLY BUFF RED-HEAD.
YEAH, TORI-KE MEANS “BIRD HAIR.”

1NCR3D1BLY 4CCUR4T3}

_{Posted at 6:28pm on May 30th - 1 NOTES}^{^#whiten01z}

whiten01z said: TORI-KE CYBORG-SAN, THE DUDE WITH THE HUGE HORNS, AND EITHER BRIDHE OR THAT REALLY BUFF RED-HEAD.

1S TOR1-K3 MY D4D??

BUT Y34H TH4T SOUNDS PR3TTY 4CCUR4T3

1M PR3TTY SUR3 1 H4NG OUT W1TH BR1DH3 MOR3

(4ND PM 1SNT TH4T BUFF 1 COULD TOT4LLY T4K3 H1M)

_{Posted at 6:20pm on May 30th - 0 NOTES}^{^{#Anonymous
#nsfw i guess}}

Anonymous said: M!A: Congrats on your brand new penis!

>You grab your breasts, expecting to feel nothing—or at least less than usual.

>Your breasts are still there.

>However, you now have your very own meatpole. Actually. More like a tentacle up in your underwear.

>You briefly mourn being able to fit into your panties, then spend the rest of your time playing with your brand new tentacle.

_{Posted at 6:13pm on May 30th - 2 NOTES}^{^#hemoknight}

hemoknight said: your boyfriend, your father, and that guy you wanted to hire strippers for.

DROOG LOOK W3R3 PR4CT1C4LLY SOULM4T3S

→ Who are three tumblr users that you associate me with?
_{Posted at 6:09pm on May 30th - 11208 NOTES}

_{(Source: runintoyourheart)}

_{Posted at 5:34pm on May 30th - 3 NOTES}^{^{#1 W34R TH3 P4NTS 1N TH1S R3L4T1ONSH1P}}

_{SP: //sniffle

AP: //kicks at

AP: //KICK KICK KICK

SP: //WEEPS OPENLY

AP: G O O D}

_{Posted at 5:21pm on May 30th - 1 NOTES}

_{carcinomisanthropist:

ascendedprotege ha contestado a tu publicación: MANAGED TO SPACE OUT FOR THE MAJORITY OF THE DAY…
1 W1LL TR4D3 K1SS3S FOR C1G4R3TT3S >:***

I’M TOO LAZY TO MOVE MY LIPS.
MY HANDS ARE THE ONLY PART OF ME THAT STILL WORK.
DON’T DO THIS TO A POOR IMPAIRED MAN.

1F YOU C4NT MOV3 YOUR L1PS YOU C4NT SMOK3
1 GU3SS YOU DONT W4NT TH3M TH4T B4DLY}

K4RK4T 1S NOT 4N 4CTU4L P3RSON
_{Posted at 5:09pm on May 30th - 2 NOTES}^{^{#4LSO LUSTS 4FT3R BON3RS
#JOHN OR D4V3 OR SOLLUX T4K3 YOUR P1CK
#F4CTS L34RN3D FROM F4NF1CT1ON}}

_{H3S JUST 4 TROLL SH4P3D 4MBO3B4 WHO SCR34MS 1N 1NCOH3R3NT R4G3
F4CTS}

_{Posted at 4:49pm on May 30th - 35 NOTES}

_{crab-inthe-bucket:

quick sketch of redglare}